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TSA: Here to Serve
flash fiction by Paul Beckman
Mendel stood waiting to board the plane.
He took off his shoes, emptied his pockets, turned on his computer and stepped into the x-ray machine with his hands up. No alarms went off but he was still escorted to the TSA headquarters where they questioned him for three hours and water boarded him twice.
Then he was taken into another room, allowed to shower, shave and given a set of expensive clothes and told to sit on the couch facing a wall. It was painted olive drab, a color he hadn’t thought about since his military days and that made it easy to sit immobile at attention. After twenty-two minutes the wall parted, opening curtain-like, and he was looking out at a studio audience who gave him a robust round of applause.
He remained sitting while the TSA water boarders brought his luggage in. Behind the audience was a full wall of windows and Mendel saw the airport and a large commercial jet sitting on the tarmac. Motioning for Mendel to stand, the TSA agents escorted him up a long aisle through the crowd. Some people waved handkerchiefs while others held “Free Mendel” signs. People on the aisle put out their hands for high fives and fist bumps until Mendel reached the ticket agent’s counter and secured door where he was given his boarding pass.
The crew waited at the door, checked his ticket and a flight attendant took him by the arm and led him through first and business classes to coach and then to a middle seat in the rear between a five year old and a large man overflowing his seat. As the plane began to taxi, the flight attendant showed everyone how to work their seat belts.
Paul Beckman was one of the winners in Queen’s Ferry Best of the Small Fictions (2016). His stories have appeared in Litro, Opium, Playboy, The Connecticut Review, and Brilliant Flash Fiction, among others. His flash story collection, PEEK, from Big Table Publishing weighed in at 65 stories and 117 pages and website is www.paulbeckmanstories.com
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A Special Business Plan – flash fiction by Stefan Markovski
The scoundrel was a pirate.
“Scoundrel, why is it that you are a pirate?” he was asked by a captain, just a moment before his trial for piracy for which the penalty was known.
After serving it and the reincarnation into a body of another scoundrel, an antiques reseller, he began creating his business plans.
Once he organized an auction for purchase of toilet paper which he spent while taking notes on the–as the critics demystifying the literary essence of his artwork used to say–“beautiful poetry.”
Since no one ever bought it, he decided to go for a plan change and open up a Writers’ Units for Quick Deployment Agency.
On his business card one could read:
Traian Mitrevski, special writer Head of the Writers’ Units for Quick Deployment Agency – “Dead Horse Reflexes”
Soon the word about the agency spread throughout the kingdom, and then throughout the world. It was applied to by many reputable and internationally known writers, some of them even published.
However, the criteria were so strict that no one has come to the stage of bidding; none of the potential applicants managed to apply before the public calls deadline.
The application period was from 8:13:03 to 8: 13: 03: 08 time zone UTC + 5: 00 (Islamabad and Karachi), but the speed of the potential candidates filing for candidacy did not allow them to be called candidates for Agency for the Rapid Deployment of Writers.
Once he was called by a landowner whose fountain had gotten spoiled, and accordingly, needed express reaction.
Within a few minutes Traian has come, after successfully hacking the external gate by setting a new password, then slipping through ten guards, then hacking the inner door of the house, suspending and fixing the cameras, making two coffees and boiling five to six eggs (it was his routine to exercise immediately before) and finally, to come to the fountain and start writing.
He always wrote while standing. He stood on one leg. The left one. He was a leftist in the heart. Even in the kidney. Only the left one remained. (In that honor, he once wrote a poem: “Only the left remained.”)
He wrote for a few hours.
He wrote from heart, not for the audience.
When completed, he gave the sheet to the landowner and mysteriously disappeared.
No one ever saw him again.
The following words of wisdom were written on the paper:
“This fountain is like the mind of the true writer. Only a cracked pipe can pour so much water. Only a cracked mind can be a source of endless inspiration from monumental dimensions.”
He had written under a mysterious symbol: the word “AFRDOWDHR” and drawing pen. After years of interpretations, a team of scientists came to a conclusion that the word is actually a shortcut to the Agency For Rapid Deployment Of Writers – Dead Horse Reflexes. Nobody has managed to interpret the true meaning of the pen yet.Stefan Markovski is a Macedonian writer, poet and philosopher, member of Macedonian Writers’ Association. Born in the town of Gevgelija (01. 12. 1990), he completed primary and secondary education in his hometown, graduating on the Department of Comparative Literature, Faculty of Philology “Blazhe Koneski”. He’s an alumni at the Institute of Philosophy of Ss. Cyril and Methodius State University of Skopje. Markovski is the author of 7 books of fiction, nonfiction, and poetry.
Image courtesy of Viktor Mogilat via Unsplash
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Contributors to Flash in the Attic: 44 Very Short Stories
CONTRIBUTORS
Neal Allen’s story Mayan Calendar appeared in the first Flash in the Attic anthology. He has won awards from Fiction Attic Press and Glimmer Train. He is currently completing a book on the Platonic forms. Neal lives in Lagunitas, California.
Geraldine Birch’s work has appeared in the Christian Science Monitor, the Arizona Republic, and Opium Magazine. She lives near Sedona, Arizona
Neal Bonser received his MFA in creative writing from Antioch University Los Angeles. He was an associate editor for the online literary magazine, Splinter Generation. He was a general contributor at the Bread Loaf Writers’ Conference in 2011. His work has appeared in Word Riot, The Oklahoma Review and Two Hawks Quarterly, among others. His story, “Punch Confessions,” was named runner-up in the 2010 Flatmancrooked fiction contest and was published in Mixer Publishing’s debut fiction anthology in 2011.
Stace Budzko’s essays and fiction have been published or are forthcoming in Southeast Review, New World Writing, Versal, Upstreet, Necessary Fiction, Hint Fiction, Press 53, PANK, Hobart, elimae, The Los Angeles Review, Night Train, The Collagist, Field Guide to Flash Fiction, Brevity & Echo, Flash Fiction Forward and elsewhere. Screen adaptations of his work, “How to Set a House on Fire”; “North End, 2010”; and “Why I Don’t Keep A Daily Planner” have received numerous awards and showcases. He is a writing instructor at Emmanuel College as well as Grub Street, Boston.
Agustín Cadena was born in Ixmiquilpan, Hidalgo, México. and currently teaches at the University of Debrecen, Hungary. Essayist, fiction writer, poet and translator, Cadena has won numerous national prizes for fiction and poetry. He has published 26 books, among them collections of short fiction, essays and poetry, novels, and young adult novels, most recently La Sed de la Mariposa, 2014, and Fieras adentro, 2015. His work has been translated into English, Italian and Hungarian. The story published here is from Dibujos a Lápiz, (Penicl Sketches), 2016. Cadena blogs at elvinoylahiel.blogspot.com.
Mathieu Cailler’s work has been widely featured in national and international publications, including Epiphany, the Los Angeles Times, and The Saturday Evening Post. A graduate of the Vermont College of Fine Arts, he is the recipient of a Short Story America Prize for Short Fiction and a Shakespeare Award for Poetry. He is the author of Clotheslines, Shhh, and Loss Angeles, a finalist in short-story fiction for the 2016 International Book Award.
Frank Carden is the author of the novel The Prostitutes of Post Office Street, and has published more than 30 short stories.
Barry Charman is a writer living in North London. He has been published in various magazines, including Ambit, Firewords Quarterly, The Literary Hatchet and Popshot. He has had poems published online and in print, most recently in Bewildering Stories and The Linnet’s Wings. He has a blog at http://barrycharman.blogspot.co.uk/.
Lucian Childs divides his time between Toronto, Ontario and Anchorage, Alaska. He is the winner of the 2013 Prism Review Short Story Prize and was a Peter Taylor Fellow at the 2015 Kenyon Review Writers Workshop. He is an editor of the anthology, Building Fires in the Snow, forthcoming from the University of Alaska Press. His short fiction has appeared in the literary journals Grain, Jelly Bucket, Quiddity, Sanskrit, and The Puritan, among others.
Madison H.C. is a preschool teacher and German student in Portland, OR. She is currently working on her first larger piece of fiction and focusing on her love of early childhood education at the Wild Lilac Child Development Community.
Anne Colwell is an Associate Professor of English and Creative Writing at the University of Delaware. She published two books of poems, Believing Their Shadows (Word Poems 2010) and Mother’s Maiden Name (Word Poems 2013) as well as a book about Elizabeth Bishop (Inscrutable Houses, University of Alabama). She received the Established Artist in Fiction Fellowship and the Established Artist in Poetry Fellowship from the Delaware State Arts Council, as well as the Mid-Atlantic Arts Fellowship at the Virginia Center for the Creative Arts and three Work-Study Fellowships to the Bread Loaf Writers Conference. Her chapbook, Father’s Occupation, Mother’s Maiden Name won the National Association of Press Women’s Award for Best Book of Verse.
Patricia Cosgrove comes from a small coastal town in North County Dublin. As a child, she was told that her constant tale-telling would turn her tongue black. Undeterred, she continues to make things up. This is her first piece of published fiction.
Daniel Coshnear works at a group home, teaches through UC Berkeley Extension and is author of two story collections and one novella: Jobs & Other Preoccupations (Helicon Nine 2001) winner of the Willa Cather Fiction Award; Occupy & Other Love Stories (Kelly’s Cove Press 2012) and Homesick Redux (Fiction Fix 2015). This story originally appeared online at Penduline Press.
Annie Dawid has published three books of fiction: And Darkness Was Under His Feet: Stories of a Family (Litchfield Review Press, winner of their Short Fiction Prize); Lily in the Desert (Carnegie-Mellon University Press Series in Short Fiction) and York Ferry: A Novel (Cane Hill Press). York Ferry won the 2016 fiction prize from the International Rubery Book Awards. She is the recipient of the 2013 Northern Colorado Writers Award in the Personal Essay, the 2013 New Rocky Mountain Voices Award for her short play, “Gunplay,” the 2012 Fall Flash Fiction Orlando Award from A Room of One’s Own Foundation, and the 2012 Essay Prize from the Dana Awards.
Patricia Dubrava (translator, “The Mourning of the Russian”) chaired the creative writing program at Denver School of the Arts, where she also taught Spanish. She has two books of poems and one of stories translated from the Spanish. Recent translation publications include fiction by Agustín Cadena in Café Irreal, 2013 – 2015 and Mexico City Lit, 2016. Her translation of a Mónica Lavín flash fiction appeared in Norton’s Flash Fiction International, 2015. Dubrava blogs at www.patriciadubrava.com.
Lila Dunlap is from New Orleans, and currently lives and works in the Hudson Valley.
Patrick Faller graduated from West Virginia University with an MFA in fiction in 2010 and teaches writing at Kent State Tuscarawas. His writing appears or is forthcoming in Inwood Indiana’s Salem Cemetery issue and at Prick of the Spindle, Souvenir Lit, FunnyinFiveHundred.com, and Apeiron Review. He blogs semi-regularly at Fallerideas.com.
Thaisa Frank is the critically acclaimed author of Enchantment, Heidegger’s Glasses, Sleeping in Velvet, and A Brief History of Camouflage. Thaisa has received two PEN awards and her stories have been widely-anthologized—the most recent of which are in A Dictionary of Dirty Words, Harper/Collins Reader’s Choice and Rozne Ksztatly Milocsi. She has published critical essays on writing and art and is the author of the Afterward to Viking/Penguin’s most recent edition of Voltaire. Her poetry, which she writes secretly, appears in small publications.
Moneta Goldsmith is the co-founder & editor of When in Drought, a literary journal based in Los Angeles. He eats at mostly regular mealtimes in front of his typewriter & when he is not eating he ruffles his feathers & preens for Satan.
Susie Hara Susie Hara’s first novel, Finder of Lost Objects (Ithuriel’s Spear Press), was a finalist for a Lambda Literary Award and winner of the 2015 International Latino Book Award for Popular Fiction.
Rebecca Harrison sneezes like Donald Duck and can be summoned by a cake signal in the sky. Her best friend is a dog who can count. Through the WoMentoring Project, she was chosen by Kirsty Logan as her mentee. Rebecca’s been nominated for Best of the Net, and was a finalist in the first Wyvern Lit flash fiction contest. Her stories can also be read at Quantum Fairy Tales, Maudlin House, Luna Station Quarterly, and elsewhere.
Tamsin Hopkins writes poetry and fiction. Her collection, Shore to Shore: River Stories, is published by Cinnamon Press.
Travis Hubbs is a Ph.D. student in English & Creative Writing at Louisiana State University, where he teaches undergraduate courses in literature, rhetoric and composition. His writing has appeared in A Cappella Zoo, Blue Lake Review, Fiction Attic Press, the Journal of Texas Women Writers, North Texas Review, Specter Magazine, and the American Literary Review blog. He holds an M.A. in Creative Writing from The University of North Texas.
Martin Jennings earned an MFA from Spalding University. His work has also appeared in Five on the Fifth, Sick Lit Magazine, and is forthcoming from MilkFist Magazine. He lives in Louisville, KY.
Jonathan Jones is a freelance writer currently living and working in Rome. He qualified in 1999 with his M.A. in Creative Writing from Bath Spa University College and in 2004 with an MRes in Humanities from Keele University. He teaches writing composition at John Cabot University in Rome.
Ksenia Lakovic is a native of Serbia and a graduate of the University of Belgrade. She also studied at UCLA, where she completed her PhD. She lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where she is currently completing her first novel.
Nathan Alling Long’s work has appeared in over a hundred journals and anthologies, including Story Quarterly, Tin House, Glimmer Train, and Crab Orchard Review. He lives in Philadelphia and teaches at Stockton University. “Buried” is part of a fifty story collection of flash fiction seeking publication. More can be found at https://blogs.stockton.edu/longn/.
A.W. Marshall’s work is published in Red Wheelbarrow, theNewerYork, The Oklahoma Review, Fiction Attic, Austin Review, Appalachian Heritage, Vestal Review and The Fiddlehead. His flash fiction piece, “The Lover” was nominated for a Pushcart Prize in 2014. “The Crush” originally appeared in his collection of short stories, Simple Pleasures, which was published in 2015 by ELJ press. His play Pan was published in 2015 by Mead Hill. You can find him at awmarshall.net.
Gypsy Martin lives with her family in Camas, WA. Her work has been published by the Journal of Microliterature and VoiceCatcher Journal, and appears in Madroad: The Breadline Press West Coast Anthology. Gypsy was a cast member of the Portland 2015 Listen To Your Mother show, and her story expounding the indignities of homemade underwear won 4th Place, Memoir, in the 2012 Writer’s Digest Writing Competition.
Kit Maude is a translator based in Buenos Aires. He occasionally writes reviews in English for the Times Literary Supplement, and in Spanish for Otra Parte, Perfil and Clarín.
Geoffrey Miller’s fiction has been published in Ginosko Literary Journal, The Journal of Micro Literature, Ilanot and Labletter, Pank, and elsewhere. His photography has appeared most recently in Paper Tape Magazine and Weave Magazine.
Yasmin Khan Murgai’s work is influenced by the stories of her Irish mother and Pakistani father, her work as a journalist, and her home-town on the south coast of England. In 2015 she has had a play read at The Space in London, a short story published in an American print anthology, and flash-fiction published online. Yasmin recently completed her first novel “Pleasure Palace” and is seeking representation.
Sophie Nunberg graduated from the University of Chicago in 2012. She lives in San Francisco and is the Communications & Content Manager for the anti-trafficking division of the Alameda District Attorney’s office. She previously interned for McSweeney’s. In her free time she manages and edits a music blog that currently has over 350,000 followers.
Andrew O’Kelley uses an old laptop to arrange words in the best order he can manage. Having tried similar feats with photography, wood working and guitar, his results may vary. He does all this in Minnesota. His stories have appeared in Emerge Literary Journal, Eastern Iowa Review, Vines Leaves Literary Journal, Fiction Attic and BoomerLitMag.
Robert Perchan’s poetry chapbooks are Mythic Instinct Afternoon (2005 Poetry West Prize) and Overdressed to Kill (Backwaters Press, 2005 Weldon Kees Award). His poetry collection Fluid in Darkness, Frozen in Light won the 1999 Pearl Poetry Prize and was published by Pearl Editions in 2000. His prose poem novella Perchan’s Chorea: Eros and Exile (Watermark Press, Wichita, 1991) was translated into French and published by Quidam Editeurs (Meudon) in 2002. He currently resides in Busan, South Korea.
Casey Pycior earned his MFA in fiction writing at Wichita State University and his PhD in Creative Writing at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln. He was awarded the Charles Johnson Fiction Prize at Crab Orchard Review, and his stories have also appeared in Beloit Fiction Journal, Midwestern Gothic, Harpur Palate, Wigleaf, and Yalobusha Review, among many other places. His short story collection, The Spoils, is forthcoming from Switchgrass Books in late 2016.
Michelle Richmond (editor) is the author of four novels, including the New York Times bestseller The Year of Fog, and two story collections, including Hum, winner of the Catherine Doctorow Innovative Fiction Prize, and The Girl in the Fall-Away Dress, winner of the AWP Award for Fiction. Her new novel will be published by Ballantine in 2017, with foreign editions forthcoming in 23 languages. She is the founder of Fiction Attic Press.
Bobby Sauro’s short fiction has appeared in Connotation Press, Fiction Southeast, elimae, Burnt Bridge, Corium, Dew on the Kudzu, and Red Fez. He resides in Atlanta but can often be found at www.sauromotel.com, a literary motel that houses short stories and articles about Kafka, Springsteen, sweet potato vendors and the occasional 1980’s vending machine. He once worked for a Chinese professor who knew Stalin and in a nail polish factory, but not at the same time.
Jasmine Sawers’s work has previously appeared in Artvoice, Construction, Ploughshares and PANK.
Mark Sheerin is a journalist from Brighton, UK. He covers art for, among others, Culture24, Hyperallergic and his own blog criticismism. His fiction has appeared in Litro, Metazen and Pages Of. He also runs a spoken word event in local gallery CAC.
Ellie Stewart studied English and Philosophy at the University of Leeds and her flash fiction, short stories and poetry have been published in various places online and in print. She won The Writer’s Village ‘Best Writing Award’ Winter 2012 and came runner up in the IdeasTap Editor’s Brief competition with her poem ‘Rising’. She lives in South East London and works for King’s College London.
T.D. Storm lives in Madison, Wisconsin, where in addition to writing, he freelance teaches and critiques fiction (tdstorm.com and stormwritingschool.com). He has been a finalist in multiple contests, including Black Warrior Review’s, and he is the winner of Salem College’s Reynolds Price Short Fiction Award. He has two toddlers, who, like his writing career, both inspire and frustrate him on a daily basis.
M. Kaat Toy (Katherine Toy Miller) has published a flash fiction book, Disturbed Sleep (2013), at FutureCycle Press where “Tableaux Vivants” appears, a prose poem chapbook, In a Cosmic Egg (2012), at Finishing Line Press, novel selections, short stories, creative nonfiction, and journalism. She also publishes and presents scholarly narratives on D. H. and Frieda Lawrence, Aldous Huxley, and Georgia O’Keeffe, mutual friends who lived in Taos, New Mexico, her permanent residence.
Elizabeth Varadan’s stories and flash fiction have appeared in The Rockford Review, Word Riot, Art Times, Long Story Short, Flash Me Magazine, Epiphany, Melic Review, Whim’s Place, Laughter Loaf, Banyan Review, C-Oasis, and Notes Magazine. Her middle grade mystery novel, Imogene and the Case of the Missing Pearls, was published in June, 2016 by MX Publishing. Her short story, “Kidnapped,” was published May, 2016 in the anthology, Beyond Watson. She and her husband divide their time between Sacramento, CA and Galicia, an autonomous region in Spain.
Christopher Woods is a writer, teacher and photographer who lives in Houston and Chappell Hill, Texas. He has published a novel, The Dream Patch, a prose collection, Under a Riverbed Sky, and a book of stage monologues for actors, Heart Speak. His work has appeared in The Southern Review, New England Review, New Orleans Review, Columbia, and Glimmer Train, among others. His photographs can be seen in his gallery -http://christopherwoods.zenfolio.com/
Gerald Yelle Gerald Yelle’s books are The Holyoke Diaries (Future Cycle Press) Evolution for the Hell of It (Red Dashboard Press), Mark My Word and the New World Order (The Pedestrian Press) and Restaurant in Walking Distance and Everything (Cawing Crow Press).
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Gathering up the Bones of the Deceased
Flash Fiction by Hilary Wilson
Still hot from the flames, my father’s bones lie on a silver metal table. The bones are made brittle by the fire. They’re easier to crush that way.
All of the attendees take turns picking a piece of bone with their chopsticks, passing them down the line. Because me and my two sisters are our father’s daughters, it’s our duty to do most of the bone picking. Even though the sight of her husband’s skeleton renders her unable to stand, our mother watches intently from a nearby chair as we work from toe to scalp.
My sisters and I do this for our father.
Not only because this is Japanese tradition, but because it’s something that we want to do.
For him.
For our father.
My father.
Wails of the living fill the air.
The Buddhist priest chants The Heart Sutra to help drive away our father’s spirit from the place where he died.
Silently, my younger sister passes me a piece of bone with a pair of long chopsticks. I pass that piece to my older sister, who puts the piece in a wooden funeral box. Our father’s death name is written on the box in delicate handwriting. The characters in his death name are very old and very rare. Only a few people will know how to read it. Now he can’t be called back to earth.
My older sister grinds down the bones with a wooden pestle. The powder mixes together and soon our father is simply dust.
Blown away on the wind, he will find a new home among the stars.
Hilary Wilson is a Canadian writer.
Image courtesy of NASA via unsplash.
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Billy, Elvis, & Jesus
Flash Fiction by Christopher Woods
Every morning, the same ritual. You dust both photographs. Turn Billy’s face up again for another day while the coffee brews. You look at Billy, then at Elvis. Outside the sun is coming up.
You never give up. Not you. Yes, it has been eighteen years since Billy walked out the door. That door. And ever since the door has grown smaller and the world beyond it vast and mysterious. A cruel kind of secret, maybe.
Billy, he never said boo. He left without a word. A light sleeper, you would have heard him if he had a last word or two. You don’t know where he went. He’s never called, never even dropped a postcard.
Mama, when she was still alive, always explained it to you this way. That Billy went to sow some wild oats. That you must have let him down somehow, him being a man and all, and you a woman. She said you could read all about it in the Bible. But you never bothered to read about it. That Bible reminded you too much of Mama and her runaway mouth.
Mama never knew the truth, that Billy didn’t have any wild oats to sow. Billy wasn’t so hot in the tame oats department either. But you got along with him fine. Oats or not, a warm body next to you on a cold night was a comfort.
Billy was no Casanova, not by a long shot. You always figured he would come home once he figured this out. Maybe when some woman told him so, and not so sweetly. You loved him because he was Billy, for his sturdy frame and strong jaw. That was enough. Still is, sad to say. And this is why it won’t surprise you if he comes back. That will mean he has learned his lesson, that no one loves him the way you do.
It’s strange, though. Elvis has been gone a long time too, but somehow it’s not the same. Oh, you know all about the sadness of Elvis being gone. Who doesn’t? You believe that Elvis was a giant among men when he was alive.
Now that he’s gone, he’s still about ten times bigger than the best of them. You think about this a lot, how a dead god is better than a cold man.
At the Visualize God In Grits Café, you work the lunch counter. You watch men coming and going, all day long. Some are nice. Others flirt. A few of them give you the creeps. Older now, you know better than to get involved. Besides, what would Billy say?
There was a time when you didn’t know who Elvis was. Mama changed all that. You must have been seven years old when she took you to see him in concert. Mama said the two of you had come along too late to see Jesus in person, but you were right on schedule for Elvis.
On her deathbed, Mama confessed something. She said that when Daddy climbed atop her on Saturday nights, she would close her eyes and imagine it was Elvis instead. Those were almost her last words, as if she was sharing the secret of the universe.
Seeing Elvis changed you. What your mother said when her death rattle was tuning up changed you too.
Tonight, when the sun goes down, you’ll be back here again, sitting on your lonely side of the bed. You’ll look at Billy and Elvis. You’ll turn Billy’s photograph face down for the night. Good night sweet Billy, wherever you are, you’ll say.
That will leave you and Elvis alone together. And you won’t feel the slightest tinge of shame when you reach for Elvis and hold him close. It’s one of those lonesome kinds of nights, you’ll tell him. You know, when the darkness sneaks inside and puts its arms around you? You know Elvis will give the darkness it marching papers. He knows all about it.
You will try to stay awake, hoping that Billy is coming home. If he does come home, this is how you picture it. It will be at dusk. Him coming up the road, the sun all fiery red through the trees. Lost people need to get home before dark. At night it’s too hard for them to find their way, especially after so many years.
But your eyes will close on their own in their weary way. You know that, wherever Billy is, he’s probably rubbing shoulders with the darkness that Elvis sent packing. And before you place Elvis back on the bedside table, you will kiss him like you would Jesus if he ever came back. Some say it’s just a matter of time.
Christopher Woods is a writer, teacher and photographer who lives in Houston and Chappell Hill, Texas. He has published a novel, THE DREAM PATCH, a prose collection, UNDER A RIVERBED SKY, and a book of stage monologues for actors, HEART SPEAK. His work has appeared in THE SOUTHERN REVIEW, NEW ENGLAND REVIEW, NEW ORLEANS REVIEW, COLUMBIA and GLIMMER TRAIN, among others. His photographs can be seen in his gallery –http://christopherwoods.zenfolio.com/
Image: Bed, Shelbourne, by Christopher Woods
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Some Realizations after Ten Months in Texas
Memoir by Alyssa Sinclair
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My apartment door opens to a hallway lined with three other brown metal doors. An oversized patchwork owl hangs on my neighbor’s door, and a plastic waterfall—four tiers of fake rocks cascading down—has sat empty for weeks next to their welcome mat. Otherwise the hallway is a beige blur—cement floor, off-white walls, white light fixtures filled with dead bugs. The landing of the wide cement stairs affords a view to the outside. Standing at the railing, painted the same brown as my door, I can see the tall fence with its attenuated ribs separating the parking lot from the road, and the expanse of dusty, sparsely vegetated desert. Beyond that the highway loops around the limits of the town. The edges of the highway overpass are lined with birds nests, packed in wing to wing, like a Japanese hotel.
The stairs lead down to the lower hallway. The cement floor bleeds into the sidewalk and then the parking lot. The manager of the apartment complex refers to this whole hallway-and-staircase area together as “The Breezeway”. There is a brown film clinging to everything: the floor, the stair railing, the faux-wood paneling covering the walls, the bottoms of my shoes. I moved here in January. It is now October and the film of dirt has had four seasons in which to accumulate.
In the lower hallway there are belly-up cockroaches scattered across the cement floor. The numbers have grown since January. They are a red-brown color, their legs curled in “S” shapes, a trail of breadcrumbs to the stairs. Whenever I step on one a shiver of disgust runs from my flip-flopped feet up to my throat. Sometimes, at the base of the stairs, there will be one or two stuck between life and death for hours on end. Suspended on their rounded backs, their tiny, grasping legs pedal all day long. The movement rocks them back and forth, but it is not enough to fully flip upright. When they die it then takes a few days for them to disappear. Once, at midnight, I saw other cockroaches lingering around a dead one, and in the morning there was just a crumbly black substance left behind. More than once I have seen two ants dragging a dead cockroach down the sidewalk.
Upstairs, outside my door, spider webs dangle from the cream-colored paneling. Balls of lint and fuzz are caught in the silky threads. Occasionally I’ll spot a black spider curled in its web. It is either hibernating from the heat or dead from the heat. The bend of its legs is shiny and sharp, forming a basket around its underbelly. If I spray it with Raid it will die and fall to the ground, and I can check for the fatal red mark on its underbelly in the shape of an hourglass.
This summer the bugs began to enter the apartment. Since then I am often bitten in my sleep. I wake up to scabs pulled tight across itchy lumps on my ankles and nail marks up my thighs. For a few weeks in August there were small beetles buried in the beige carpet, and at least twenty tiny black bugs on the windowsill each morning.
The pest control man told me it’s all because I sleep by a northern facing window. “All that open land and the wind blowing in,” he said, “I’ll tell the manager to put a dimmer bulb in the light outside your window.”
The next night I walked my dog past that bulb at the corner of the building, and tried to tell if it was dimmer. Moth wings fluttered against the light and other, earth-ridden bugs twitched on the pavement. All of the movement made me jumpy. I didn’t think they had changed the bulb. A white truck, its tires lifted up high and a crane in the bed, pulled in and parked behind me. A young man got out wearing a fireproof jumpsuit. There were black smears down the fronts of his thighs. It was about ten o’clock. He was getting in from the oil field. He said hello and entered the Breezeway. The heavy knocking of his steel-toed boots echoed out into the parking lot. I could hear the gap between his steps as he climbed two at a time. I thought about taking two stairs at a time at my parent’s house, the thick runner beneath my feet. The darkness to the north suddenly seemed like a dream pulling me away from here. I heard the slam of his door come from the top floor. My dog tried to catch a giant sand-colored cricket in her mouth. It bounced away suddenly, sharply, almost as high as my hipbones. It seemed it could jump as high as my face if it really tried. I stepped away, pulling on the leash.
Alyssa Sinclair graduated from the University of St. Andrews in Scotland with an M.Litt in Creative Writing. Her thesis, a collection of short stories entitled This House of Bones, was based on stories of her father’s life. She is the recipient of the Dan Hemingway Short Story prize for her story “The Deposition.” Her nonfiction has been published in Salon.com and TheDailyBeast.com and has been short-listed for the New Writing section of Mslexia Magazine. She lives in Midland, Texas, the far-west center of the Oil and Gas industry, where she writes and teaches yoga.
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Forgotten Flyers – Flash Fiction by Bobby Sauro
The Chief Inspector prints a flyer each time another woman is murdered. The woman is referred to by name; the unknown assailants are referred to as Citizen “10,” Citizen “11,” and so on. This serves the dual purpose of honoring the victims and letting the public know how many killers are out there. Some outsiders have suggested there is only one, but that would necessitate an individual ego and self-centeredness our society does not possess.
Katrina’s admirer was sweet; he doted on her from afar. She had become His Trina. The Station Master in her hamlet had introduced them through correspondence. Her admirer was looking for someone full of hope, unlike the jaded girls in his district. That she could belly dance was an unexpected bonus. He would put her in one of his little shows.
Our Chief Inspector will not rest until the killers are brought to justice, and what an exacting justice it will be! These foreign marauders will feel the hammer of the State.
For Katrina, this was also a way out of her province. Life had not been miserable but that wasn’t good enough. She would travel; be adventurous; her spirit would spread open.
We hang flyers at the train station to warn women not to travel by train (and also to advertise the holiday schedule because that must come out whether or not there are killers on the loose and we only have so much 80 lb. stock paper).
Her uncle warned Katrina. The city will swallow you whole. That would be fine, as long as it didn’t take her apart, piece by piece, over decades.
Our train station is a very windy place. The flyers become torn on their sides; their bottoms are shredded. Eventually, the pieces scatter in the woods. That is a fact of life here. Nevertheless, due to public outcry, we have hired a well-respected local to tend to the flyers. He is quite famous for his Top Hat, which will present a major challenge, given the wind.
In Katrina’s province, there had been a rumor of killers of women, but improving her station in life required bold action. Besides, there was no reason to fear; her gentleman would be waiting for her. What a team they will make! This man from her dreams, who brought all the places he had traveled alive in her mind, like only The Great Poet had done before.
By mistake, the former Commandant built the depot at the edge of town instead of in the center. This was outside of our control and so no apology is necessary but, as a result, the station has become a gathering spot for our fringe element: vagrants, drunks, the mentally challenged and the deviant (we are too polite to go into further detail). In lieu of an apology, we did make an announcement which apologized for any inconvenience the misplacing of the station had caused our fine citizens.
Katrina was surprised they let her bring her dog on the train but that is the province for you; not much concern about anything, nothing really matters. She will go somewhere that matters. Her name will be known. Her dog will run freely in the woods. She has never had him on a leash and the city will not change her.
Great news! At a symposium, our Chief Inspector heard of a new machine which will allow us to print the flyers more cheaply. This improvement will be available sometime within the next ten years. We will keep you posted on this exciting development but in all events expect the flyers to become more like a commodity.
Katrina is surprised there are not more people at the station when her train arrives. This will make it easier to spot her new lover. She will recognize him by his Top Hat.
Thanks to the efforts of our man in the Top Hat more than ten deviants have been arrested near the station. This has exceeded our expectations.
The station in the city looks worse than the one in her hamlet. Katrina pulls her stockings up over her knees. Because her province is frigid, she wears stockings on her arms as well. Missing feet, they run up her lean limbs, which were called gangly when she was young but which had become two of her greatest assets. An imposing man in a Top Hat waits impatiently by the tracks. Two stacks of flyers, each wrapped in a leather strap with large metal buckles, dangle from his hands.
Another one has been found, near the train station, in the woods. Choked. And also, sliced. We will no longer print new flyers every time, however, because it’s getting too expensive. Besides, this one was not from here, but from a faraway province we suspect (her stockings were ripped and, subpar). If we knew her name, we would tell you, but not print it because, well, you already know, the flyers.
On an unrelated note, due to our Chief Inspector’s razor sharp eye, a dog has been rescued in the woods near the station. Such a magnificent mane and a hunting dog nonetheless! Leather straps found tied to a tree nearby were too thick for the dog’s neck so the Chief Inspector left them to be retrieved at a later date. Out of the goodness of his heart, he brought the dog home. There is no need to describe the animal; you will see him in the photos we distribute with our special holiday flyers. As always, they will be posted at the station in time for the annual celebration, which this year will include carnival rides and be hosted by our newly-appointed Station Master (Our Chief Inspector is too busy with his growing family). There’s no need to print the Station Master’s name because, well, you already know him; he’s the man with the Top Hat in whom we have now vested total authority to tend to the flyers.
Bobby Sauro’s short fiction has appeared in Connotation Press, Fiction Southeast, elimae, Burnt Bridge, Corium, Dew on the Kudzu, and Red Fez. He resides in Atlanta but can often be found at www.sauromotel.com, a literary motel that houses short stories and articles about Kafka, Springsteen, sweet potato vendors and the occasional 1980’s vending machine. He once worked for a Chinese professor who knew Stalin and in a nail polish factory, but not at the same time.
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Flight – Flash Fiction by Gypsy Martin
The first time it happened, it had been a shock. Ray’s head rested heavy on the small oval window of the airplane. His eyes had just closed when a gentle ding sounded and the fasten seatbelt light was extinguished. Ray started with a little snort at the noise and lifted his head, noting with relief the vacant seat beside him. A flutter of white outside the window caught the corner of his eye. There was something on the wing.
Squinting into the setting sun, he saw a woman sitting on a stool. She was knitting. A strand of yellow yarn extended from her needles to a worn canvas bag slumped at her feet. Her long white hair stirred in what looked to be a gentle breeze. The woman was his wife, Dorothy.
Or, rather, the woman was his wife, Dorothy. When she had been alive.
Ray and Dorothy had worked hard and loved each other and raised two good kids, which they figured made them better off than most. Their life together had been simple and sweet, and Ray’s only regret was that his big-minded wife had never set foot out of Iowa. She had never seen the ocean. That didn’t seem right, so Ray made a plan. He saved a little bit of every paycheck from the meatpacking plant, and for Dorothy’s 60th birthday he bought them two airplane tickets to Portland, Oregon. From there they’d drive to the coast.
Of course he’d suggested California first. It was the obvious west coast destination. But she’d demurred, saying California wasn’t really her kind of place, even if it was warmer. There would be no sojourn among the blonde and tan for Dorothy; she wanted to go somewhere wilder, lonelier. They would take Highway 26 from Portland to the coast, and drive north to Cape Disappointment.
To Ray, vacationing at a spot called Cape Disappointment was just asking for it. But they never made the trip anyway. A week before they were to fly to Portland, Dorothy collapsed on the kitchen floor. She died right there of a ruptured brain aneurysm. After that Ray didn’t care if he ever went anywhere again.
But his daughter worried about him, and, one year after the trip he didn’t take, Ray flew to Seattle to visit her. That’s when Ray saw Dorothy on the wing of the airplane. He’d gasped, then waved his hand madly to get her attention. Dorothy looked just past him, her lips turned up in almost a smile, her head tipped as though she were listening for something or someone.
Ray waved a few more times to no effect, and only then began to wonder just how crazy he was going. He watched her out the window until it grew dark and he fell asleep. When he woke up, she was gone.
The following year, on a hunch, Ray flew on the same date to visit a friend in Salt Lake City. He chose a window seat next to the wing. Dorothy was there again, knitting, with the same inscrutable expression on her face.
Ray flew somewhere every year after that, whether he could afford to or not. A phantom Dorothy on an airplane wing was better than no Dorothy at all, even if she never noticed him. She never changed, even when all the hair he lost from his head seemed to sprout from his eyebrows, and he began to walk with a stoop, and his fingers became gnarled and knobby. Nothing changed but the growing pile of knitting, which began to spill off her lap as the years went by.
On Ray’s twenty-sixth annual flight, he was alone, as usual. He had never remarried. He would never want anyone but Dorothy. His Dorothy could splint a broken arm, field dress a deer, and brew coffee for a hundred people at a church potluck. Good coffee. Ray had never been much of a reader, but Dorothy would check out stacks of books from the library and tell him the things they made her think. He’d never find another Dorothy and he didn’t want to.
Ray ducked to take his seat at the window, fastened his seatbelt, and pulled a pillow onto his lap to rest his arms on. He was going to Seattle, as he had the first year after Dorothy’s death, to see his daughter and her family. The grandchildren would hug him and ask a few perfunctory questions before easing their phones out of their pockets. They would settle into the overstuffed chairs in the family room, taking furtive peeks at their laps while pretending to talk to him. He did not think they should have phones, and he was not looking forward to the visit. But he had reserved a rental car, a Lincoln. After a just-long-enough stay, he would drive down to Cape Disappointment at last.
The cabin lights dimmed. Ray looked out into the dusk. Dorothy was there, as he knew she would be. But today she looked as she had when he met her, and she was most definitely not knitting. Dorothy wore a cream-colored sundress. Her hair fell in chestnut waves around her shoulders. She pulled an enormous blanket from her knitting bag, and Ray saw that he had been mistaken about the color of the yarn. It was not yellow, but gold. Dorothy set a wicker picnic basket down on the blanket. Kneeling, she opened the basket, took out a lemon meringue pie, and placed it front of her.
Dorothy picked up a fork and scooted closer to the pie. In the fading light she held up a second fork, raised an eyebrow, and smiled right at Ray. He smiled back. Then Ray Miller, age 86, reclined his seat as far as it would go, leaned back, and closed his eyes.
A resident of Camas, Washington, Gypsy Martin is mom to two boys and has achieved minor fame as a lunch lady at their elementary school. Her short fiction has been published online in the Journal of Microliterature. Her work has also appeared in print anthologies, including the forthcoming Flash in the Attic: 44 Very Short Stories from Fiction Attic Press. She also won a prize in the memoir category of the 2012 Writer’s Digest Writing Competition for a story about the indignities of homemade underwear.
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